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Az első és az utolsó vodka (orosz vicc)

12 September 2011, 4:33 am (Central European Time)

Egy férfi bemegy a kocsmába és odaszól a pincérnek:
- Pincér! Hozzon nekem negyven kupica vodkát!
A pincér elmegy, és hoz negyven vodkát, majd szép sorba leteszi őket az asztalra.
- Pincér! Most vigye vissza az elsőt és az utolsót! - mondja a vendég.
- Az elsőt és az utolsót, uram? Miért?
- Mert az első soha sem esik jól, az utolsó pedig mindig kiveri a biztosítékot.


Rossz vicc? Nem baj, ők sem értik a mi vicceinket.

 

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  • Gábor Kum

    Kum Gábor
    Specialist in use of Linux, free and open-source software at small and medium-sized enterprises, and in security of bank payment technologies. Also interested in today's privacy challenges, low-bitrate communications, and building a house as a hobby. Lives at the biggest lake of Central Europe, Lake Balaton.

  • Other projects

    HELLOTUX
    Promoting free software all over the world. Free software merchandise from Europe, in partnership with the leading Linux distributions and free software developers.
    www.hellotux.com
     

    Matek Oázis
    Hungary's number one maths e-learning site, with interactive videos, tests and games for children, students, adult learners, teachers and schools.
    www.matekoazis.hu